lynsey alison dolby

the hilarity of harry potter quotes when you replace wand with willy ! :)

1) Voldemort slowly opened Dumbledore’s tomb and removed the willy held between his hands

2)Riddle stared from the wardrobe to Dumbledore; then, his expression greedy, he pointed at his willy. “where can i get one of them?” “All in good time,” said Dumbledore

3)”Oh, move over,” Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry’s willy, tapped the lock, and whispered, ‘Alohomora!”

4) “Yes, yes. I thought I’d be seeing you soon. Harry Potter.” It wasn’t a question. “You have your mother’s eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first willy. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice willy for charm work.” “Your father, on the ot…her hand, favored a mahogany willy. Eleven inches. “

5) “Are you OK?” said Harry urgently. “My willy,” said Ron. “Look at my willy.” It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters”

6)”Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.

7)Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his willy.

8)”Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, willies raised…”

9)In the graveyard, my willy and Voldemort’s sort of…connected.

10) Harry jabbed him in the back with his willy.”

these were some good laughs :)